I've followed the troubleshooting guide and it's not helped at all.

My computer is very much over the minimum requirements:
i7 4770k
32 GB RAM
GTX 970
Win 7 SP1 x64

Videocard drivers are fresh installed (did that during debug step) and the absolute latest version. DX version is up to date as well.

I know GTX 970s work with iClone, as I see people talking about them all over on the forum when I searched. I know my card uses DX11. It works with other DX11 programs and it's listed in my dxdiag. Yet iClone only works with DX9.