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By Bellatrix - 11 Years Ago
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Thanks to their enterprising cosmetic surgeon, CC celeb couples had most of their face bones removed
And then they moved to iCity, the new Hollywood
Soon after, they realize they need chronic time-consuming UnBotox treatment
Local surgeons only sell amatuer time-wasting unbotox hacks...
Many unbotox doctors overseas...Daz Max nations...
Many many Pipeline flight hours away...
Christian now resorts to emoting mostly from below the neck...
and getting by with stunts & mocap jobs...
Less fortunate Natalie's casting agent gave her multiple FAILs
of feelings mismatch with her speech...
and uttered words mismatch with her lips...
Big time casting agents stuck firmly with Gwynn and Genesis...
Natalie urgently needs fast-acting Un-Botox jabs...
to release her true potential, emotional depth, even singing talents...
In a little Crazytalk town nearby...there lives unbotox expert Dr.Crazy
But Dr.Crazy is kinda...crazy and high maintenance
He demands that Natalie chops off her head!
Then pack it up in a non-descript "italk" suitcase
and send it using Pipeline snail mail only!
And no, he doesn't care if she's a unimesh whatever
Or the head needs to be in touch with the body whatever
He doesn't do pretentious unimesh!
He deals only with "no bodies" - the old fashion way!
Natalie's frustrated, but not dumb...
Her head will remain firmly screwed onto her very nice body
She will make do...DIY, etc.
A year later...poor Natalie is still not director's top choice as leading lady
"Pretty, yes, perfect for posey hair commercials. Make sure no close-ups..."
"Unless your crew don't charge over time, no speaking lines!"
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By propose - 11 Years Ago
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Nicely said
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By genao87 - 11 Years Ago
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i hope iclone will allow facial animation from other apps...that plugin for 3ds Max that Swooopes mentioned about is so awesome.
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By genao87 - 11 Years Ago
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i hope iclone will allow facial animation from other apps...that plugin for 3ds Max that Swooopes mentioned about is so awesome.
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By planetstardragon - 11 Years Ago
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