Aw don't overthink it. I think the title is PERFECT.
PS--Your wife may be right... but in this case, I think she was kidding. LOL
Thanks! I think she is right...thankfully she loves me anyway.
Yeah, I think the title has a nice irony in it and serves as an antidote to the present-day super-model anorexia obsession.
If I haven't said so already, I think your entry is really fun and well, uh, different...
And a word of advice, don't show this to your mother-in-law!
Thanks man! Funny thing is, my mother-in-law will roll her eyes at this, but my father-in-law will probably piss himself laughing!
Funny ending. GJ
Much appreciated, thank you both!